Yeah I knew that wasn't going to last. At least I'm only a couple of days late. 


Day 2: The Meaning Behind Your Blog Name

The Moseying Geek. I thought it was the perfect way to describe me. I like to take my time when walking or hiking and just enjoy the scenery. I tend to walk slowly and wander off. It drives my husband insane sometimes. I can't help it. There is a perfect southern work that describes it-- to mosey. It means to move in a leisurely or aimless manner. It describes my outlook on life. Most people are so focused on the future that they don't stop and look around at the present. Kinda like that scene in Pretty Woman where she tells him to take his shoes off and enjoy the feel of the grass on his toes. If you don't stop for a moment and collect your bearings, you are going to miss life. 

Geek is obvious.


Day 3: A Picture of Your Animals

I have a ton of these, but this topic make me a bit sad. I miss Abby. She was a wonderful dog. But, life moves on. Here are my current pets, Victor, FN-2187, and Lady Niblett of the Chubby Cheeks.  

Day 4: A Habit I Wish I Didn't Have

SODA! I drink so much soda it isn't funny. I have had to really cut that back. I didn't realize how much I drank until my doctor made me count each one. I am working on it. It is worse than when I quit smoking. 

​Happy New Year! I hope 2018 is a lot less of a hot mess than 2017. Seriously.
 
I was going to do the whole “my year in review” thing, but then I realized that I don’t really want to remember 2017. Let’s just redact that whole year.
Then I was thinking about posting resolutions, but does anyone actually keep those? A new year! A new me! Yeah no. I’m going to be the same bat-shit crazy woman I am. Please let me know in the comments if you actually kept all your resolutions last year.
 
So what to blog about? I had no clue. So I went to Pinterest—the home of electronic hoarding. I found one of those “Blog Challenges” things and decided to say, “fuck it”, and go with it. So here we go. 30 Days of Blog.
 
Day One: a recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about me.
 
Okay, first of all, I’m not posting a picture. Y’all don’t need that. Secondly, 15 facts? 15? I’m not that interesting. I can try.

1. I was named after a soap opera character.
2. People bug me about my middle name. It’s Kay. K-A-Y. I’m not being difficult and giving you the first letter. That is my middle name.
3. I can tie a knot with a cherry stem and my tongue.
4. I hate wearing socks. But when I do, I refuse to take the time to actually match my socks. Life is too short to match your stupid socks.
5. I am a soda addict. Seriously. It’s a problem.
6. I don’t have children. I don’t want children. But that doesn’t mean I hate children. I just like my sleep and space more.
7. I hate goat cheese. I would rather starve.
8. I’m not allowed to knit anymore. In fact, I’m not allowed to handle knitting needles over again after piercing my shin so hard the bone dented.
9. I spend a ridiculous amount of time at Panera.
10. I hate school but love to learn. School is too rigid.
11. Feral children irritate the hell out of me. Not like real feral children. I mean the children that are allowed to run in restaurants and act like fools while their parents are too busy on their phone.
12.  I love to edit papers and novels. I freaking love it.
13. Uggs may be a horrible fashion choice, but, Damn!, those boots were wonderful. I’m just not shelling out for them.
14. I love playing video games. I suck at FPS but amazing at platforms.
15. I have $400 worth of makeup and brushes that I paid pennies for since I have a subscription it Ipsy. Seriously. Ten bucks a month.

Aaaaaand I think we are good. Night all!
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