2018 is Here

​Happy New Year! I hope 2018 is a lot less of a hot mess than 2017. Seriously.
 
I was going to do the whole “my year in review” thing, but then I realized that I don’t really want to remember 2017. Let’s just redact that whole year.
Then I was thinking about posting resolutions, but does anyone actually keep those? A new year! A new me! Yeah no. I’m going to be the same bat-shit crazy woman I am. Please let me know in the comments if you actually kept all your resolutions last year.
 
So what to blog about? I had no clue. So I went to Pinterest—the home of electronic hoarding. I found one of those “Blog Challenges” things and decided to say, “fuck it”, and go with it. So here we go. 30 Days of Blog.
 
Day One: a recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about me.
 
Okay, first of all, I’m not posting a picture. Y’all don’t need that. Secondly, 15 facts? 15? I’m not that interesting. I can try.

1. I was named after a soap opera character.
2. People bug me about my middle name. It’s Kay. K-A-Y. I’m not being difficult and giving you the first letter. That is my middle name.
3. I can tie a knot with a cherry stem and my tongue.
4. I hate wearing socks. But when I do, I refuse to take the time to actually match my socks. Life is too short to match your stupid socks.
5. I am a soda addict. Seriously. It’s a problem.
6. I don’t have children. I don’t want children. But that doesn’t mean I hate children. I just like my sleep and space more.
7. I hate goat cheese. I would rather starve.
8. I’m not allowed to knit anymore. In fact, I’m not allowed to handle knitting needles over again after piercing my shin so hard the bone dented.
9. I spend a ridiculous amount of time at Panera.
10. I hate school but love to learn. School is too rigid.
11. Feral children irritate the hell out of me. Not like real feral children. I mean the children that are allowed to run in restaurants and act like fools while their parents are too busy on their phone.
12.  I love to edit papers and novels. I freaking love it.
13. Uggs may be a horrible fashion choice, but, Damn!, those boots were wonderful. I’m just not shelling out for them.
14. I love playing video games. I suck at FPS but amazing at platforms.
15. I have $400 worth of makeup and brushes that I paid pennies for since I have a subscription it Ipsy. Seriously. Ten bucks a month.

Aaaaaand I think we are good. Night all!
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